Philips Getting Into Business of Getting You Off With HF8400 Dual Sensual Massagers

Philips isn't pussyfooting around at IFA with their HF8400 Dual "Sensual Massagers." Nay, their booth at the show was a bed, a cute model, and the massage devices. Your imagination is now free to in fill the blanks.

But this is a dual massager we're talking about here, so there's a specially contoured man unit too. Both units store in a handy carrying case, although said case's lack of an automated cleaning solution—or at the very least some free Purell samples—is disconcerting, to say the least.